You spawn in a new survival world. What do you do?

  Dig straight down even digging stone and ore with your fist
  Get wood for tools and/or a shelter
  KILL EVERYTHING
  Turn into creative... DUH

You see some wolves. What do you do?

  Quick! Where is the mod to turn them into Grims?! (DanTDM Refence)
  Hmmm... I could try using my 14 bones to tame them?
  Any skeletons around? I have a iron sword!
  KILL EVERYTHING

You come across a swamp. What do you do?

  Lily pads would look nice in a garden...
  Where is the witches hut? I don't have to waste iron on a caudron.
  KILL EVERYTHING
  First get more wood, Then look for slimes for leads.

You forgot you put the difficulty on hard. What do you do?

  KILL EVERYTHING
  bed, Bed, BEd, BED, BED RIGHT NOW!
  Mommy...
  Try until you HAVE to run back home.

You are in a cave with diamonds, a creeper, and a skeleton. What do you do?

  I'm havin' a party! (Get juke box and disc.)
  Gunpowder... GREIFING
  KILL EVERYTHING
  Get diamonds, make sword, then kill the mobs.

You see a deadbush. What do you do?

  NOOB PARTY! Everyone with dirt and dead bushes are welcome.
  Whatever... I have diamonds/Iron
  I'm like, Fan-Boyying/Girlling over here!
  KILL EVERYTHING

You come across a dungeon. What do you do?

  Kill the existing mobs, torch the spawner, the loot, and grind levels.
  KILL EVERYTHING
  Break spawner with wooden picaxe and then be swarmed by mobs because you took so long.
  OOO. A saddle! Horsey here I come!

You go to the nether. What do you do?

  Get glowstone for... uhmm... stuff...
  KILL EVERYTHING
  Loot up from nether fortresses
  Get blaze rods for brewing, then get netherwart and other ingredients.

You locate the end portal. Where is it? What do you do?

  Nether fortress, What's a end portal?
  Stronghold, Jump right in!
  KILL EVERYTHING
  Stronghold, Make sure you have everything you need. (Enchantmented gear/Weapons, Gapples, Food.)