Illuminati is an owl, not a triangle

  HUH? I never knew that
  dats nut true
  i knew dat already
  OO DEADBUSH!
  pokin' everyone with mah nose... I also like kissing Santa Claus
  Io io io io io ole ole ole ole yup yup vroom... Brrrrrrrrbrrrrmmm
  This house is made of goop. Haha we be likin' Derpy face :D
  the things the things the things,, let's have selfies fudge face! Io ioiioiioioiio oioioioi THAT'S MY BAGUETTE
  pug

Dalaaaa dee data!

  ?
  mushY pEas
  LOl
  nU U Do nOt eAt tHe pIe
  i have a massive butt
  take my bogeys
  i wanna be WEIRDER than you! *turns insanity mode on*
  WE CALL HIM FANCY PANTS HALA DA DEEDEE LA HONI
  pug

1+1=?

  2
  3
  11
  1
  0
  -8/383737:7474747483737
  xD lol pie
  YES! 1+1 equals question mark!
  pug

The word 'weird' defies the I E after C rule

  never knew that
  never nyou nyat
  simple grammar
  OMg GRaaMmAR PolicE
  It's historyyyyyyyy we gave u blooooodssheeeeed
  i has a bucket (10 seconds later) NOOOOO THEY BE STEALIN' MY BUCKET
  seals
  Poodiepie
  pug

Door + Labrador equals?

  love
  synonyms
  idk
  Idk
  clown house
  PUGS ROCK OMG THEY ARE KINGS ALL BOW DOWN TO PUGA
  edgar Allen Poe
  bazooka
  pug

Describe the bear

  cute
  cute
  Cute
  cute but expensive
  cute
  c u t e
  KILL IT WITH FIRE! (Me: NOOOOO don't!
  U r so weird........... We are marsupials (Guitar solo) pies are so great ... Potatoes grow in the soil... I like steam trains... Sucker... I am a clowns ... Unicorns
  pug

Who parked their car... On my sandwich?

  i did it! (Other guy explodes)
  well I didn't
  k
  (Aims gun at guy) say goodbye...
  :(
  D:
  flying through the pies
  Zombies
  pug

We scooped out a head

  wut
  wut
  wut
  wut
  wut
  Alien attack
  zombie apocalypse
  sumo pushi wins
  pug.

If you're wondering, THIS is pushi

  Cute
  FAT
  PC pushi's gonna get me!
  beehives
  he's so fat
  OMG I've seen him
  ...
  bullets reflect if they shoot him because he's so fat
  pug... Wait... Pushi is a pug!