Do you have a tail?

  YES!!! And I love whacking people with it!
  No... But I wish I had one.
  WHAT!? Cats don't exist, they're like unicorns... but fuzzier
  MEOW!!

Do you like to be petted?

  Yes! I love to have my belly rubbed!
  No... This is weird.
  I pet myself... That's not weird at all.
  MEOW!!

What is your favorite drink?

  Soda all the da way baby!
  Water... I'm healthy and stuff.
  Milk is the best!
  MEOW!!

You're at home by yourself, what's the thing you would be doing?

  Chilling by the fire with a ball of yarn!
  Watching a movie.
  Sleeping!!
  Playing MineCraft!
  MEOW!!

Do you chase the mailman?

  What kinda question is that?!?!?!?
  YES!! That's what I live for!
  No I prefer sleeping.
  MEOW!!

If you had fur/If you do (Which is unlikely) what color(s) would it be?

  Orange w/ light orange stripes
  Black w/ white belly and paws
  Calico
  Rainbow
  Who said I wanted fur in the first place!?
  MEOW!!

What's your favorite food?

  Cat chow!
  Fish!
  Pizza!
  MEOW!!

Do you think you're a cat?

  Dude!? Is that even a question?! I was born a cat!!
  I-I don't know? Am I, Am I not..
  BRO!! I HATE CATS!! (Me: Why are you even taking this quiz?!)
  MEOW!!

Did you enjoy this quiz?

  HECK YEA!!! (Bro Fist)
  No! I hated it!!
  MEOW!!