what does ftp stand for

  f*** the players
  fart to play
  free to play

what is the most rarest weapon in tf2

  frying pan
  cloak and dagger
  the spork (really bro)
  air strike
  golden frying pan
  the sandman
  the brass beast

how do u rocket jump

  aim at a wall and shoot
  aim at the ground and shoot
  aim at the sky and shoot

who is gaben?

  gaben gaben gaben gaben
  gabe newell
  g-a-b-e-n gaben gaben
  duh, the creator of tf2

what is mah name on tf2

  minecraftdude313
  masterchief247
  mrcrazyman1
  bignatefan247

r there a lot of easter eggs in tf2

  yes
  no

is tf2 free?

  yes
  no

how can u get tf2?

  its on steam dummy
  download it like any other game

who created team fortress 2

  gaben duh u said earlier
  valve
  microsoft
  windows

its the final question, get it wink wink. ok so, who says "I never really was on your side"

  spy
  scout
  pyro
  hoovy
  soldier

HAH, I lied this is the last question I think, so who says "cry some more"

  spy
  hoovy
  wait whats tf2
  sniper
  demoman