You log onto minecraft, make a new survival world, and start playing. What do you do first?

  Collect wood and build a shelter before night.
  Mine down as far as you can.
  Kill everything you see.
  How do i log in?
  Wait, you can MAKE WORLDS?! :O

Which one of these is better?

  Wood hoe!! :D :D :D
  Wood sword!
  Iron Hoe!
  A piece of dirt!

Which one of these mobs has the most health?

  Creeper
  Zombie
  Skeleton
  Spider
  Silverfish
  Iron Golem
  Enderman
  Snowman!
  What are Mobs?!

Which one of these are you?

  Pro! #dirtrocks!
  Redstone. No further comments are needed.
  What is this... MINE.. CRAFT thing?!?!?
  Today i fought the enderdragon and the wither and threw the drops in lava, then i kill exactly 200 creepers with my fist, and i'm sooo bored....

You see a huge ravine you need to get across, but you don't know if you can jump it. What do you do?

  Jump across it! screw gravity if its more than 4 blocks!
  Walk around the ravine...
  LAUNCH YOURSELF OVER THE FRICKING THING WITH 20 CREEPERS!!!!
  What is a... Ra-Vine?
  Build across it with blocks.

Which one of these minecraft servers is more popular?

  DirtCraft!!!!
  CowCraft.
  WoodyCraft!
  Mineplex
  what are all these things!?!? RAVINES, and MINECRAFTS, and SERVERS!?!???!!!?!??

Somebody hacked your account and changed your password!
What do you do?

  Go to my room and cry.
  Quit minecraft forever.
  Tell your parents.
  Email mojang customer support and tell them what happend.

What is minecraft about, and how old is it?

  It was made in 1979 and its about shooting people!
  Its almost six years old, and its about surviving and building and exploring.
  It came out about a year ago, and its about licking pigs and mining with hoes.

FINAL QESTION: Diamond (blank)

  no.
  YES!
  ???
  Hoe!!!!!!
  Boots!
  Sword
  pig!