There's a monkey on the tree and a monkey on the ground. How many monkeys altogether?

  1
  2
  3
  4

Why is the sky blue?

  God made it like that
  A guy painted it like that
  Sunlight wavelengths going through the atmosphere
  The sky is really a giant chunk of blue cheese and the part of the cheese we can see is the blue bit

I ate a banana. Then I ate an apple. What is the first thing I ate?

  Apple
  Banana
  Baby food

If a triangle becomes redder than a cheese, why did Patrick fall off the back of a fridge?

  He's dumb
  420 noscope get rekt u wot m8
  ð��±
  DIDNT READ LOL

If I go back in time to a time before my parents met and then I married my to-be mother and have a child, is it possible for that child to grow up and go back in time to a time before I went back in time and marry his to-be mother and have a child and making this cycle go on forever?
In other words, is it possible for me to be my own ancestor/father?

  Yes
  No
  Don't know don't care
 

Which answer below is correct?

  This one
  The last one
  (Out of order)

How many legs does a lobster have?

  6
  7
  8
  9

What is wood made from?

  Wood
  Water, carbon, oxygen
  Poop

Do you think you are smart?

  Yes
  Sort of
  I guess so
  Not really
  No way! Are you insane?