If someone is walking through a hallway, and their carrying a stash of books in their hand, then they fall and the books fly everywhere, what do you do?

  Help them pick the books up, and ask them their name.
  Pick up a few books for them and walk away.
  Stand there and watch them pick up the books.
  Walk right past them.

Lets say someone calls you a "jerk", what do you do in reply?

  Say, "You're a big jerk too! Jerk"
  Ignore it.
  FIGHT!
  Do something nice for them, then pretend it never happened.

if someone gives you a cupcake, what would you do?

  Thanks!
  Aww, that's so sweet of you!
  Okay.
  Ew, I hate cupcakes.

If someone accused you of liking butterflies, what would you do?

  Say, "You look like a elephant."
  Sass them.
  Smile and start laughing.
  Just say okay and walk away.

If you had the option of tripping someone in a public area, what would you do?

  Trip them!
  Not trip them....? Why would I do that?

Do you think I'm insane?

  Yes
  Sorta
  No

Do you think you're mean?

  Yeah. I'm a total jerk.
  No! I'm the nicest person on earth!
  No...
  Why would I be mean? WHY? WHY?! WHY?!?

Do you hack? (On any sort of video game)

  No!
  Yeah....

Do you like to hurt animals?

  NO! WHO DOES?
  Yeah... I'm sorry.
  Sometimes. Depends.