who waz da furst lolcat

  Grumpy Cat
  icanhazchezburger
  ceiling cat

wat breed is ceiling cat

  wat
  Persian
  Rag doll

complete dis sentence "in ur drawers...."

  lickin ur socks
  Eating your undiez
  suprise buttsecks
  eatin ur undiez

who mad teh mun an teh urfs

  invisible cyclist
  grumpy cat
  ceiling cat

wat iz a catz fav day

  sunday
  caturday
  saturday
  tuesday

wich of deese is not invisible

  bike
  shopping cart
  everything
  piano
  cat

is nyan cat a lolcat

  yes
  no
  never heard of it

finish da sentence "hovercat requesting...."

  your surrender
  puuurmission to land
  fuel

catz show u...

  how stupid u look
  how to live life
  exercise