Why are you taking this test?

  Bored
  super board
  Because you are here. my lord.
  found it on the internet.
  Monkeys. Duh

Stares at you awkwardly in silence.

  Uhhh. Arent we both guys?
  Hey! yourr cute! wanna go out? (me: i know where you live)
  uhh. awkward.
  this is a stupid quiz. (ME: I agree. we have somuch in common.)
  what are you staring at? (me: your sister. She is across the room.)
  Hi!

BANANAS!!

  What?
  This is stupid
  what are you doing with your life?
  weirdo
  i perfectly understand. hehehe. (slowly backs away)
  Right back atcha brotha (sista)

Are you weirdactular or regulararious?

  wut?
  Weirdactular.
  regulararious.
  weird
  regular
  i love you
  none of the above.

What is your favorite color

  you.
  red
  blue
  pink
  purple
  orange
  green
  black or brown
  white or yellow

Is weirdtacular a word?

  Why am i taking this test again?
  Yes. it is in the oxford dictionary.
  i found it in a slang dictionary. yes.
  what the heck
  No. This english form of wording is illogical. (ok spock)

What is the answer to life?

  42
  21
  when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...
  ummm. What is your question?
  Swag.

Yo stupid!

  no im not!
  no!
  whatevs
  yo stupid too!

What's 9+10?

  19!
  I've heard this vine before!
  21!
  9+10=9+10. i mean. it makes sense.
  math is hard.
  no habla ingles! Yo soy no un profesor(a)

Last question. What was the third plus one minus one plus second question I asked you?

  idk
  idc
  i dont know
  i dont care
  dont pick this one. it is evil.

I lied. This is the last question. Was this a waste of your time?

  you da boss
  no your majesty
  yes
  this is garbage
  thanks
  i hate you
  i love this! im no longer bored! i declare you the evil overlord
  please make more. Im not bored anymore.
  im still bored.