1)
Have you ever harmed an animal on purpose?
Yeah, 'cos it's fun!
No. Harming any animal or person for any reason is morally wrong.
Never for fun, but I would if I was starving or in self defence, and if the animal didn't suffer.
I have and do, but only if they're pests.
2)
Do you have any pets?
I love all animals and I want as many as I can. as long as they're happy, I'm happy!
I like a few pets, especially cute and cuddly ones.
No, they muck up the house, not to mention me.
I like animals lots, but I don't want to live with them.
3)
Have you ever befriended a wild animal?
All the time!
They're even germier than house pets, so no.
I enjoy watching them, but don't get involved in their lives.
I have befriended one or two.
4)
5)
What determines the value of an animal's life?
Intelligence, so humans are best!
Adorableness!
How friendly they are.
How popular they are.
How big they are.
That's a trick question! all species are equal!
6)
How many animals, wild or tame, are you CURRENTLY friends with?
A good few animals, but they're all domestic animals.
I've lost count...
Quite a lot, most are tame/domestic but one or two are wild or originally wild.
A few, but they're almost all or all wild.
None! I hate them all!
None or very few, but only because I'm not allowed to befriend them.
7)
How much do you know about animals?
I know about their evolution and biology, but I don't do original research.
I can understand almost all animals, and speak to the ones I spend most time with!
All I know is they're dirty, lowly, aggressive things. Now shut up leave me alone.
I don't know much about wild ones, but I know enough about domestic creatures to look after them for a while.
I know about their behaviour, haitat, and current populations but nothing more.
8)
Can you communicate with animals?
I can understand them all, and communicate with a good few. For example, most mammals use more body language than vocals...etc...
I speak the language of humans, because it is complex and my language.
I know that when a dog wags it's tail to the right, it is happy.
I am an animal!
9)
Do you prefer being outside or inside?
Inside, with the TV and the fridge.
I'd rather be outside, but there's nothing to do...
I go outside every no and then to tend to the garden.
I enjoy being outside to tend to the plants which provide food for the animals, and to go see my animal friends too.
I live outside, because I'm a non-human animal!
10)
Have you ever befriended an animal that is aggressive and/or very afraid of every other human?
Nope. Animals have stiff minds.
People call me to handle animals they can't or won't!
Only because I've trained them to hate everyone except me.
I've tried but failed.
I avoid beasts like that, 'cos I prefer the fluffy ones!
11)
Finally, do you think you have a "magic touch" with animals?
I don't know... That's for the test to decide!
Ugghhh, absolutely NOT.
I'd like to, but probably not.
Yeah, 'Cos I'm awesome and all that! BRAIN POWER!!!
I'd like to think so, and some people say I must do, but I haven't interacted with many animalian individuals.
I think so! One can never know for certain but I can't see why not.