what are you

  unicorn
  panda
  pug
  dolphin
  cat
  pumkin
  very creepy
  human ( boring )
  pure evil

what is the answer

  answer
  not the answer
  rainbow
  42
  there is no answer ( mind has been blown )

why is the question

  that's why
  no
  yes
  none of your business
  i am eating pie
  why
  because i said so

unicorns or rainbows

  pandas
  pandas
  pandas

how are you today

  "is secretly a unicorn"
  "is a clock"
  "is dead"

gtfdcyk, hnjgbuj

  hje'this'hig
  ds'is'op
  hj'very'hjk
  hj'funny'jik

always watching

  slenderman
  nepis
  owl
  cat
  you

who are you

  Throw Theball
  Or Else
  You Willbecome
  An Awesome
  Killer Unicornrobot

this is not a question

  yes it is
  "faints"
  " Oh my! " she exlaimed
  " You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir! "