NerdTests.com Quiz: Are you smoking weed right now?

Greetings, dear humanoid being. I suggest you have 2 arms and 2 legs and maybe if you are lucky you also have a head connected to a neck, which is probably connected to your torso. Who knows, the universe is endless. But since the old stone age times, the young pioneer named Bison Stone Jr. asked himself this one question - Will there ever be a 19 year old woman using something which the whole world uses that will make a test with it called, "Are you dank bruh". However, I never liked this person so I did not call this test "Are you dank, bruh". I hope you enjoy this unforgettable quiz that will haunt you for the rest of your life, an action packed adventure filled with witty one liners and long vahahahahahahaha's that you won't ever forget - It is fun for the whole family. Rated 811/967 by the IMDB quiz board.

What are you carrying in your left hand

Nothing.
A banana.
A joint
A banana. That I'm smoking. Right now.

Do you own drugs?

Yes
No.
Are you the police?
Wanna know why my friends call me "Tony Montana Jr.".

Have you ever watched Breaking Bad?

Yes
No
I have invented that.
I did breaking bad in real life LONG before it went A-Mainstream-C.

If an apocalypse happened, what would be your biggest concern?

My adult entertainment collection that took me 5 unforgettable years to finish.
My drug farm.
My farm.
My family.
I would have no zombies with problem maaayyynn.... peaaacee mayyynn.

Do you have half naked Puerto Rican women doing chemistry in your basement?

They have different love organs, but basically... yeah.
Psh chemistry vahahaha they're mass producing the drugs I do you silly joint.
..... You have nothing to prove!
No...
What the hell am I doing with my life?

Do you like winnie the pooh?

Pff brej who does not like winnie the pooj vahah
When I am high I like pretty much everything.
Workaholics is muuuuch better. (Yup that is true)
Naw man, I massively grind my level 18 paladin in Hello Kitty Happy Island Adventures 2.
No.
Yes.

Finish the word sm_ _ _ _

o k i n
o g g y
immm like.... soo... high righ now... hy do e ha ands ma....

Are pink elephants in your living room?

Yes but I am not afraid of Norbert, he is actually pretty chill.
I have pink firetrucks smashing spiders... does that count?
No... None that I know about.
Nope.
Yeah.... I better make facebook friends with em.

Have you ever gone around throwing midgets into the air and making them pee themselves?

Freaking yes.
No.
I just did that a while ago. So much victory.

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What would you rather want

Canned beans.
Canned chili.
Canned weed.
None of those.

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