When you see Cabbages growing peacefully in compost, what do you feel?

  Huh, its green.
  I've been in deeper manure.
  Mmm I wonder if its cozy in there...
  I wonder if there is a difference between death and a cabbage?
  Mm, that farmer will get a decent profit for those.
  I don't like Cabbage
  I like Cabbage.

Which best describes you?

  Tall and dark.
  Tall and White.
  Medium and dark.
  Medium and White.
  Small and dark.
  Small and white.
  A cabbage.

If I be rolling in my van, the man who holds my jacket is a...?

  Nice guy.
  Friendly, yet hairy.
  On top of me.
  Pointing a gun at me.
  In my mind.

When I sit down to eat, I think to myself.....?

  Huh.
  "What a wonderfull world!"
  "I see tree's so green"
  "Red roses too"
  "Turd"

If you see someone eating a cabbage, how angry do you feel?

  Very Angry
  Angry
  Moderate
  Not angry
  Happy
  Very happy
  Happy with very tight trousers.
  NOTHING!

Who is a better villain, the Parkinglot or the Chainsmoker?

  Neither.
  Both.
  Parkinglot
  Chainsmoker
  Neither is better than the Franctionator!

Is Biology how do you feel?

  Arroused
  Angry
  Happy
  Tired
  Walrus

If you see a man, crying in an alley holding a doll, what is your response.

  Run away screaming.
  "Oh hey Rick"
  "You smell good"
  Approach the man and comfort him.
  Run at him screaming.

Plants make you feel?

  Sad
  Happy
  Enclosed
  Cool
  Sexy