Do you like waffles?

  HECK YEAH
  What da heck r waffles
  no
  kinda
  yes

What is a unicorn

  ME!
  I dont know
  lizards
  IM PRETTY
  A horse with a horn
  hugunfui

how many friends do you have

  what is a friend
  999999999999999 unicorns and jellyfishes
  average
  more than average
  less than average
  htrb hugbguitxh,hyr

Chicken

  CHICKEN MMMMMMM
  Wut is chicken
  huh?
  grk89tfHGRWVGY

Are you bored

  CHICKEN MMMMMMMM
  Yes
  No
  Kind of
  khg9m8acmhywu8ch

hi

  hi?
  CHICKEN MMMMMMMM
  HI U AWESOME PERSON HI HI HI HI YEEEEEE
  NRF9HMWMCIMRIOCG

Zombie

  AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE THE HECK IS IT
  ?
  CHICKEN MMMMMMMMMM
  Your just crazy
  OIGRFMIOCKHIOTKHR

If I said "Bum scrubber of Geronimo the 2nd" what would you say back?

  your weird
  huh?
  CHICKEN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  YES I AM HE
  8HTCN23CO9H,,P0,RP[

Ants

  LEMME STEP ON DOSE LUNATIC ANT
  You are just crazy
  I AM HE
  DVVGWCUBCGRK,;.o.plf.xzpexq'[