potato

  I am confused...
  ok...
  THE RAINBOW CROCODILE ATE MY UNDIES!!!!

APPLE SAUSE

  i am still confused...
  ok...
  can I have a puppy?

how long is your purple monkeys hair?

  I dont have a purple monkey...
  it is about one meter long now!
  what are purple monkeys?

how many friends do you have?

  about 5
  what are friends?!?!?!
  potato, apple, ice-cream, pigs bathing in custard... sorry, what was the question?

are you normal?

  of corse im normal!!!!!
  pffft,yes?..... no
  what do I do when my purple monkey poops?

when you are in a crowded place, what do you shout?

  I dont shout things in crowded places
  I poop rainbow zebras!!!
  what is a crowed?

have you been to a different country?

  yes, Hawaii, LA, america...
  no, but I had a dream about my purple monkey and I going to fairyland... dose that count?
  ... mmmmm bacon!!!!!!

do you like this test?

  no, it was a waste of time!
  I like it... but my purple monkey disagrees
  test?!?!?!?!?! what on earth is that?!?!?!

are oranges orange?

  yes, that is why they are called oranges! duh!
  NO! there pink!
  I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!!!!!!!!!!