you have a 6 month old and her name is Sarah and she wont stop crying what do you do?

  SHUT UP
  give her candy
  cuddle her and sing until she stops crying or falls asleep

You have a 5 year old and his name is max and after his mother leaves he starts doing everything his mom told you not to let him do.

  Let the kid do what ever and never tell his mom
  tell him to stay in his room the rest of the night and if he comes out he's toast
  call his mom and tell her you cant deal with him anymore
  ask him if he would like to play a game or do something his mom said that he could do

how to calm down a child to get to bed

  let them eat all the candy in the house
  you let them watch you favorite movie you brought (which is pg13)
  you read them a book and sing to them and then tuck them in bed

what to ask the parents before they leave you?

  Phone number, emergency phone number and allergies
  if you can play on there computer
  what they are going to do while you are babysitting

you have twins Kaycee and Jake they are both 6 and they are doing everything they can not to go to bed

  Tell them if they dont go to bed you will get the"hammer"
  call there parent and tell them you cant deal with the brats anymore
  get them tucked in read them a book and then sing them to sleep
  give them a whole bottle of benadryl each

the kid you are watching comes to you crying and saying he cant breath and then passes out what do you do?

  nothing he will wake up in an hour
  call 911 and then his parents
  call his parents and then 911
  call you bf

the kid are in bed and you have 2 hour of time to yourself what do you do?

  clean up the house a bit
  sneak around and be nosy
  watch Tv
  call you bff to come over
  get in there fridge and eat a feast (they said I could make myself at home right?)

you have 3 kids Hannah 5 Chris 4 and jade 2.
Chris wants to play outside Jade wants to play peek a boo and Hannah wants to watch tv what do you do they are all are fighting?

  You tell them all to do there own thing while you talk to you BF on your phone
  you tell them that we can do it all we just have to take turns
  you yell at them and send them to bed b/c you cant handle it anymore and its only 2:23pm

the parents come home and you have to what you think was a good job how much do you think you should get payed?
you babysat from 1:00pm to 8:00pm and you had three kids ages 10 5 and 2

  $10
  $20
  $40
  $50 per hour the kids where brats and you still managed for them not to break anything.
  $5 an hour per kid