I've met a man on London bridge he tipped his hat And drew his cane. In this limerick I've said his name. What's his name?

  He
  British guy
  A man
  Andrew
  John
  He doesn't have one. This limerick didn't say his name.

There's a catch in this question.

  No there isn't
  I don't get it
  No there's no fish or anything being caught.
  Its not a question at all
  The catch is there is no catch.

What's golden but ain't shiny?

  Fools gold
  Golden retriever
  A gold painted rock
  Someone's pee
  I don't know

How many people are in this sentence? I know that he knows that my perverted uncle knows that she likes to put her middle finger up at that three year old.

  Three I only looked at one word in the second sentence.
  1 person. The first sentence says how many people are in this sentence and the word people only appears once
  5 people its easy just count
  6+
  None they don't count as people

Now, how many people are in this sentence: there are three people in this sentence.

  This time 2 because its all one sentence and there are two of the words people in the sentence
  3 because that's what it says
  2+1=3 (this isn't kindergarten math class loser)
  I don't know

Ok how do you change the position of only 2 digits in this equation (without including + or = signs) to make it correct? 10+2=104? To make this fair don't look at the answers until you solve the equation only because the answer becomes obvious once u see it.

  Don't know
  10+2=11
  10+20=30
  10 to the 2nd power+ 4 to the 2nd power=100.
  Other

Be quick and say the first answer that comes to mind when you read this-what do cows drink?

  Milk
  Beer
  Blood
  Water
  Other

What's full of holes but holds water?

  A stomach
  A Well
  Your a*s
  Sponge
  Nothing it's scientifically impossible (thanks genius)

There's an empty box that weighs 20lbs. What do you put in it to make it 18lbs?

  Nothing at all
  A negative number
  Holes
  Something that weighs -2 pounds
  I don't know

Finally, which question below is the best one to say derp after reading?

  Are you an idiot? Answer: find out
  What's 1+1 answer:2
  What's empty but weighs 300lbs? Answer: a fat persons stomach
  Which person is going to cause the apocalypse? Answer: Justin beiber
  Some guy went to the store and was shot but wasn't injured at all, how'd he survive? Answer he got a flu shot
  A farmer had 15 sheep and all but 8 died. How many does he have left? Answer: 8
  What does lol stand for? Answer: many different things
  What's a trillion plus 99999999 trillion? Answer: I have no clue
  This space is left blank for purposes unknown to the human world. Answer:jk