important how many rolls of toilet paper do you usually keep at home

  1
  3
  5
  10 (cause i'm rich!)

you need to go to the bathroom really bad what is the first thing you do when you arrive there?

  rush to the toilet and take a poo immediately
  rush to the toilet but check if there is any toilet paper while you poo
  before sitting on the toilet check if there is any toilet paper

good news there is some toiler paper left
bad news is not enough
what do you do?

  cry and wait to someone to rescue you
  call your friend/parent to buy some toilet paper
  get up and look if you can find some
  goodbye socks

whatever you did the cop leaved the area you are happy but you inter dimensional portal transports you to a fantasy world there a wizard informs you that you that in this world you can find the last roll of paper in the death mountain but it will be a dangerous quest

  accept the quest
  accept the quest but ask for some supplies
  deny the quest
  deny the quest and taunt the wizard

whatever you did the wizard forced you to accept the quest. Now you have found the first obstacle the garbage man land. This place is patrolled by a lot persons made by garbage what do you do

  roll on the garbage and disguise as one of them
  take the long way to avoid them with the risk of the poo sticking to your skin
  find the nearest weapon and fight them
  go back and ask the wizard to make you a spell to make you stronger

second obstacle, you find two trolls guarding the bridge of disgust. They tell you that you will pass only in you defeat both of them
what do you do?

  ask them gently to let you pass
  fight them both
  lore them away from the bridge and then run like hell to get to the other side
  say to them that you will fight first the stronger one

final obstacle you have reached the mountain of death and took the toilet paper. But suddenly the great mighty poo mergers from a hole
what do you do?

  throw the whole roll of paper to slow him down and then exit the mountain
  throw at him some of the toilet and keep enough to clean yourself
  try to find something else to fight him
  just run out of the mountain hoping of make it out alive

you wake up it was just a dream what do you do after this experience?

  buy as much toilet paper as you can!!
  be always careful that there is some toilet paper
  ignore the dreamland fall back asleep
  never engage quests from wizards ever again

what do you think of the test? (does not effect the score)

  it is ok
  it is good
  it is c**p (literally)
  why in a test about surviving no toilet paper there are fantasy elements?