Are you a boy or a girl?

  BOIIIII!! Me: MAH BOIIII!
  GUUUUUURRRRLLLLL!
  Um... IDK! D: Me: Can you check?
  ALIEN!! Me: DON'T ABDUCT ME IN YOUR UFO THINGY!!! D:

How old are you, person?

  Ten or under Me: No thanks!
  11-14
  15-18
  50+ Me: GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME CREEP!!!

What color are your eyes?

  Chocolate Brown. Me: Those sound tasty... o-o
  Sky Blue. Me: Ooooh... Is there yellow in your eyes?
  Forest Green. Me: Do your eyes have fruit growing on them?
  EVIL RED. Me: AHHHHHH! EVIL PERSON!!!
  Other. Me: What other colored eyes could you have?

What is your fav color?

  Red or any shade of red. Me: FIRE!
  Orange. Me: Yum. I'm hungry... o-o
  Yellow. Me: TOO BRIGHT!!
  Green or any shade of green. Me: Um... I can't think of anything funny for this one so, ahgoygy fuagif gitgtfgu iugtfuy!
  Blue or any shade of blue. Me: HALP! I'M DROWNED!
  Purple. Me: I can't think of anything again, so BARNEY!!
  White. Me: TIGHTY WHITIES!!! :3
  Black. Me: IT'S TOO DARK!!!
  RRRAAAIIINNNBBBOOOWWW. Me: Ooooh... pretty...

Do you like video games? :D

  YES! Me: :D
  NO! Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:
  Occasionally. Me: Meh...
  What's video games? Me: Um... UM... IDK EITHER! :P

How are you height-wise?

  Giant: 6ft+. Me: .<wow, you're even taller than me...;( ) ,
  Tall: 5"6' - 6"
  Average: 5" - 5"6'
  Small: 4"6' - 5"
  Midget: 4" or under Me: I<Where are you?!) '<Can you see me? I'm trying to fly to get your attention!)

How are you weight-wise?

  Skinny. Me: You're a stick figure!! >---------( (: ) <You Me> >=====( (: )
  Fit Me: Have you been playing Wii Fit?
  Average
  Fat, Me: Is that you? >==O=( (: )
  HUGE! Me: Um... >OOOOOOO=( (: )

What would be your ideal date?

  Eating at a restaurant. Me: FOOOOOOD!!!!
  Going to the movies. Me: POPCORN!!!!
  Going someplace fun (like an amusement park) Me: WHHEEEEEE!!! AHHHH!!!!!
  Playing video games. Me: I'm gonna be the weiner! :D
  Making out. Me: Um... I can't think of anything so, UILSDHIBDSFGUI.
  ****ING REEEEALLLLY HARD. Me: Prepare to come...

What is your personality?

  Outgoing, Funny. Me: LOLOLOLOL!
  Shy, Quiet. Me: Aw... ;)
  Nice, Helpful. Me: Thanks for helping me with my homework! :D
  Rude, Irritable. Me: YUSOMEAN!!!!!!!

We are trapped in a room alone. What do we do?

  Break out. Me: But I wanna be trapped in here! :(
  Ignore me. Me: Why you no talk to me... :(
  Freak out. Me: It's okay. They'll let us out soon! :)
  HAVE S*E*X! Me: AWESOME! :D
  Do something fun. Me: Rock, paper, scissors? Tag?

Okay, so... I'm a b*i* BOI, I'm 13, I have brown hair and green eyes, My favorite color is blue, I LOVE video games, I'm 5"9', and I have an average weight. Would you go out with me?

  OMG, I LUVS YOU!! Me: Can we get married?
  I like you! :) Me: Yaaaaay!
  Meh. Me: What don't you like about me? :(
  No thanks. Me: Is it something I said? :(
  OMG! YOU'RE A FREAK! Me: You hurt my feels... really bad... :(

What did you think of this test?

  I loved it! :D Me: I was the best part. :)
  It was good. Me: Okey.
  Meh. Me: What did I do? :(
  It was bad. Me: Was it me?
  It was awful. Me: I'm never gonna go out with you then! >:(