Alright, first things first; How old are you?

  10-11
  12-13
  14-15
  16+

Next, personality. Which of these best expresses your persona?

  Bubbly and cheerful
  Shy but loveable
  ABSOLUTELY RANDOM!!! gfjhdukfhdnvkulreslhnfjkd
  Secret! <3

Out of 10, how would you rate me? (PICTURE PROVIDED)

  Dude, are you on LSD or something? (0)
  Not a pretty sight... (1-4)
  Meh... (5)
  Not bad! (6-9)
  ZOMG MARRY ME! :D (10)

What colour are your eyes?

  Brown
  Blue
  Hazel
  Green
  Some other random colour. (RED! :D)

Hair color?

  Brown
  Blonde
  Brown AND blonde!
  Black
  RED! :D

Hobbies?

  Watching TV
  Sports! :P
  Anyone for Ratchet and Clank? (Video games! :D)

Alright. Do you know what this is?

v=ln(Start Mass/End Mass) x ISp x 9.81

  ...
  What the hell is wrong with you?
  That's thermodynamics! (I'm so smart)
  You disproved Einstein's theory of relativity! ZOMG!

Do you have a crush on someone?

  Yeah, soz. :(
  Nope.
  You! :D

Do you want to e-mail me? :P (Please?)

  Sure!
  LOLNOPE you loner XD

A question just to spread it out :P

  Choose this one. (9 points)
  Not this one. (0 points)

Finally... Do you love me?

  YES!
  NO!