The first 5 questions are to see what you do in certain situations.
So, it's almost night, and you are without a shelter. What do you do?

  Scramble for dirt to build a 1 by one shelter.
  Use all your energy to run and find a townand then stuff everything in a chest until you get food.
  Calmly gather wood with the bonus chest's wooden axe, you build a shelter with wood, and then go get a cooblestone roof frome mining.

You have your shelter and its nightime now. What do you do?

  Be terrified and hide in the corner of your shelter
  Stay inside safe and sound crafting and cooking.
  Go out and kill every mob in sight until sunrise with your new iron sword you got from mining in a dangerous cave.

Ok. Night is over, now what?

  Rejoice and throw dirt everywhere happy to be alive.
  Go hunt some animals now that monsters are gone.
  Head back home half dead killing cows for food. YOU ARE SOOOO HUNGRY FROM LAST NIGHT!

Your game crashes and you die. What do you do?

  Waaaah! Mommy, this game is scary! I thought minecraft was a nice game! WAAAAAH! MOMMY!!!!!!!
  You say: Aw, shoot and reload the game and it doesn't crash again. No biggy!
  You turn off and back on your computer and enter minecraft and go gather your goodies. Nothing can stop you! MWAHAHHAHHAHAH

Next few questions are to see what you know about crafting cooking and inventory. Good luck! Ok, so, first let's be not simple, but HARDCORE! How do you craft an echantment table?

  Uhh... gee i dunno, a bottle o enchanting?
  Hmm, maybe obsidian and gold?
  OBSIDIAN DIAMONDS AND A BOOK YOU STUPID NOOBS!!!!!

How do you craft a brewing stand?

  A glass bottle and 3, uhhh, i dunno, DIRT?
  Maybe diamonds? Sumthin like that?
  DO YOU KNOW NOTHING? JUST GO TO THE NETHER KILL SOME BLAZES GET A BLAZE ROD AND ADD THREE COBBLE NOT DIRT OR DIAMONDS YOU STUPID NEWBIES!!!!!

Do you cook meat and ores in the same place? If so, where?

  Uh, no! You cook meat in an oven and ore in a furnace!
  Yes. The furnace. No oven.
  I'm outta here. I HATE NOOBS! YOU COOK ANYTHING IN THE FURNACE STUPID FAT UNEXPERIANCED NEWBIES!

Can you put a pumpkin on your head?

  No its not hollow! do the jack o' lantern!
  Uh... i never tried.
  OF COURSE! THEY ARE ENDER-PROOF! THEY ARE IMPORTANT! I CANT STAND THIS MUCH MORE....

Last question. How do you kill the ENDERDRAGON?

  What on earth is the ending dragon or whatever you said?
  SMASH IT WITH A BOW I THINK. If it can fly, thats what i would do but i haven't tried.
  STRATEGETICALLY DESTROY THE ORBS THAT HEAL IT THEN SMASH IT WITH BOW! EASY!

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Lol good luck.

  just do the sjowodndksk
  .........
  I HATE ALL OF YOU