NerdTests.com Test: Could you survive in the wild?

You and a pilot are flying over the country side. There are supplies, like food and medicine, on the plane. Suddenly, your pilot spazzes out. You watch, sickened, as he gasps, doubles over, and falls. He could be having a heart attack! You don't know how to fly, and the plane careens into a lake. You climb out, mostly unharmed, but you're alone in the wilderness, surrounded by trees for maybe hundreds of miles. They're are wild animals, including boar, bears, deer etc. What are YOUR chances of survival?? Take tehis quiz to find out!!

So, you're now in the Deep wilderness. By the way, what's your age?

Less than 13.
13-15
15-19
20+

Like I was saying, you're in Wild Territory. Whats the first thing you would do?

Scout the area.
God, I'm so hungry. Food hunt!
Fall to the ground and weep out of emotions you can't explain. Just watching your pilot die, and the plane crash make you want to throw up.
I need some wood or something. Maybe I can make a shelter.

Do you have any experience being in the wilderness?

Boy Scouts.
Sure, I've taken a few survival courses.
Been camping before.
Minecraft!

You've broken off a few wood, and made yourself a makeshift, really-sharp stick/sword. Upon walking, you hear a few rustles, and creep silently. Ahead is a wild boar. Your stomach growls. You haven't eaten...but dem tusks doe... If you don't eat soon, you could grow weak.

Screw! I'm hungry! Dig in!
This stick can't protect me..I'll leave it alone...
Idk..
I'll attempt attacking it, but I can run swiftly if it is more stronger.

What experience do you have to gutting/preparing a kill? 1=most talented, 5=no wah brah

1
2
3
4
5

Soon, night falls overhead. Without familiar street lights, it gets really dark. Bad animals hunt at this time. You need a shelter...what do you do?

Climb a tree, smooth out the leaves, and with the sharp stick/sword nearby, fall asleep
Find a hole/foxhole, and find shelter here.
Find a cave/opening, and find shelter here.
I'm not good at this...Maybe I'll stay in the open..

Night passes, you've made it out okay. The next day, you head for a lake for your parched mouth, but suddenly pass a black bear family. The mama snarls and stands on her hind legs. Looks like she wants to fight. What do you do?

Beat her up. I can take her.
Run as hard as you can.
Play dead.
You're not sure, you try thinking of something off the top of your head...

One day, a weird buzzing noise awakens you. You stumble out of your shelter, and gaze up. A helicopter. :0

Run! Shout! Jump! Wave your arms!
You know, these past few weeks/days of survival have meant a lot to me. For once, I've been my own man, making my own decisions, needing no one but myself. Is this what I want, to be rescued and taken back to my fellow Humans? The same Humans who enslave animals against their will as pets, and keep them at their zoos? Is that what I want? In the wilderness, everything has its own cycle. The predators come out, and eat the prey. Simple. But in my old life, its all iPhone 8.79, clothes, games, really, its stupid. In the wilderness, there's no pollution, no taxes, no angry wives, no bosses, here its a simple cycle. I've become a grown man, in this era of my lifetime. I've learned so many things, how to live and how to defend. Do I want to give it up?.

So how do you feel?

Good. Are we done with this quiz?
Now that you ask, I had a terrible day.
Wait wut
I like trains.

10)

The correct answer to teh last question was 'I like trains'. Did you get it right? Oh and btw the survival quiz is over, I'm just using this to fill up the remaining q's.

What does this have to do with survival?
Yeah, i got it right.
No, I got it wrong.

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