on a scale of 1 to 47 how random are you?

  1
  MAGIKARP USES SPLASH!
  47
  -2
  toilet
  tuna
  GLUB GLUB

what is the randomest quote here?

  i dont always drink beer, but when i do, its root beer.
  dude you kinda smell funny
  tuna man says "GLUB GLUB IMA FISH"
  i eat wood chips from playground
  LEMONY FRESH!!!!!!!!!!
  I AM IRON GUY!
  no man just buy a tea cozy!

this is a question.

  IM ON DA INTERWEBS?
  um congrats?
  unicorn pie.
  ponies?
  i can see that...
  I LIKE TORTLES!!
  MEEEOOOWWW

ITS BILLY MAZE HERE WITH A FLERF LE NERF SLERF

  um...
  sir do you know how fast you were goin?
  YEAH POLIGRIP FOR DENTURES
  NOM NOM MON NOM MANOM
  PLEASE CAN I HAZ CHEZBURGER
  click me for 9 points!!!!!!
  dont actually click that
  kk brb lol rofl gtg kk

if turtles could fly i would:

  DIE!!
  ride them
  harness their energy and rule the world!
  run to a potato and fart
  99.7

yeah purple!

  green?
  red?
  turquoise?
  RAINBOW!!!
  purple sucks

are you having fun?

  I CAN COUNT TO POTATO!
  no
  yup
  kind of
  MEEP!
  hahahaha tomatoe

what do you live in?

  a bag
  a plastic bag
  cardboard box
  THE MATRIX!
  a house?
  a freakin' solid gold mansion
  spoiled brat
  mmm pizza....
  A SOLID GOLD BOX

yeah question 7!!!!!

  REALLY?!?
  wow already?
  HAHAH MADE YA LOOK ITS QUESTION NINE
  lol jk its 2
  HAHAH YOU LOOKED AGAIN!
  MAYO?
  <^-^< <^-^> >^-^> <^-^> <^-^< <^-^> >^-^>
  LMOPQRSTUVWXY7

what does the fox say?

  moo?
  oink?
  *fox noise fox noise*
  RING DING DING DING DING DING
  i dunno
  ummmmm..... PATRICK?