Have you thrown up today???

  No.
  No, but I can feel my stomach churning.
  Yes, once.
  Yes, multiple times.
  I'm doing that as we speak.

What is your temperature???

  Below normal, I have hypothermia.
  It's at a normal human temp.
  Running a mild fever.
  High fever here.

Are you taking off school/work?

  No.
  Yes.

Have you taken any medicine?

  No.
  Yes.

Would chicken noodle soup help you?

  No.
  Yes.
  Maybe...
  Um...I vegetarian (you're not alone...:)

Which of these are you?

  bedbound
  chairbound
  None of the above.

Are you tired?

  No.
  Yes.

Do you need an icepack?

  yes
  no

did you like the quiz (no means more sick)

  No.
  Yes.
  YESYESYES