Betty White!

  Nice to meet you.
  Knowing her, I think she needs a drug test as well...
  I SO want to see her doing it with Oprah!
  Justin Bieber could sing for her! (Me: Oh, God...)
  91 and can still cheat death.
  (Enter Gangnam Styleâ�¢) Now dance, Betty White!
  Nice dress!

Would you go to a party where Betty White is doing it with Oprah on Fonzie©'s motorcycle, wearing Mario®'s hat while 'Single Ladies™' is playing while a 72" (inch)TV is showing the Roseanne© episode 'Into That Good Night Part 2 of 2®' while Bruno Mars™ does the 'Yeah, yeah, yeah,©' thing from 'The Lazy Song®', while Betty Crocker™ and a bunch of fat sumo wrestlers dis Justin Bieber©, while Dora the Explorer® asks where something is when it's right behind her?

  Heck Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  (Enter professional drug test giver)
  Maybe Dora was having a bad day!!! (Me:In every episode? BURN!!!!!!!!!!)
  Who doesn't like Justin Bieber?
  Betty White doing just what I wanted!
  The Fonz's motorcycle! Yay!
  No, just, no...
  Only if (insert random thing here) is there! (Me:Done!)
  "If you like it you like it you should have put a ring on it!"

Are you fat?

  Anorexic over here!
  Between underweight and average weight.
  Average weight.
  Chubby.
  Fat.
  Obese.
  Morbidly Obese.
  Personal stuff!
  Nice gut! (Me: This is from Google Pictures Register Trademark.)

Barbie.

  Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
  Ken leaves pregnant Barbie!
  Dora is much better.
  (Enter Philip J. Fry Meme)Not sure if it's Pet Smart or Pets Mart...
  Barbie and Justin Bieber sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! (Me: Enter 'Cheaters™'.)
  Fonzie! Here's a chick for for you!
  She's a pretty girl!

Crash Bandicoot is a pants-wearing bandicoot. (Credit goes to the Youtube™ channel Zupersonic©. Check him out when you can!)

  I shall bow before the pants...(bows)
  Orange shorts are SO much better!
  Tol bad Crash can't talk...
  Yay!
  Isn't it obvious?

Blue.

  My favorite color!
  The sky is blue because of the sun's rays "hitting" Earth's Ozone Layer™. Since the Ozone Layer™ is weakening, the sun's harmful rays are surpassing the Ozone Layer™. This is very bad, because the sun's rays can cause so many bad diseases, like skin cancer. Also, the sun's rays are also heating up Earth, which is Global Warming. Be sure to do your part and help keep the Ozone Layer™ protected, or else all these disastrous side-effects will occur.
  This is random...
  Blue.
  Yellow is better, because it reminds me of Winnie the Pooh.
  Dora's favorite color is my favorite color as well!

The Soup.

  What is that?
  That's my favorite show!
  Dora thinks this show is bad.
  Terrible, terrible, terrible...
  It's OK.

Fish.

  RANDOMNESS!!!!!
  Yay!
  Dora's on!
  ...is what Justin Bieber smells like. BURN!!!!!!!!
  Not that tasty...

Thank you.

  The end of THE END can be found at the end of THE END.
  Your Welcome.
  Get a drug test...
  Barbie says you are weird..
  Justin Bieber sings SO bad.
  To Pants!
  Dora wants to be your friend.
  That party was awesome! (Me:The one from question 2)
  Vampires are weird...