Does he ever sneak peeks at you?

  TOTALLY!!! ALL THE TIME!!!
  I wish!
  No... We don't know each other...
  Occasionally.
  Yes! 😍

Does he have everything you need, when you need it?

  No! We don't know each other!
  A few things. Not everything.
  YES!!! Always☺
  Only a spare hat...
  Almost always!

Has he offered to help you with anything?

  Not. One. Lousy. Little. Thing.
  Not anything, EVERYTHING!
  Sometimes.
  Quite often.
  Only a couple...

Does he talk to you a lot?

  I DON'T KNOW HIM! HOW DO WE TALK?
  Rarely!
  Reasonably often
  All the times he can.
  ALL THE TIME! SQUEEE!!!

When he does talk to you, does he seem nervous?

  WE DON'T FLAMIN KNOW EACH OTHER!
  No, not at all
  On a rare basis
  Quite a lot.
  All he does is stu-stu-stutter.

Have you heard him talking about you to his friends?

  No, why?
  HE NEVER WOULD!
  All the time! And his friends tease him about it!
  Yes, but in a negative way
  IDK

Does he laugh at your jokes? EVEN when they're bad?

  WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAD JOKES?
  NO!
  HE CRACKS UP LIKE A WALNUT!
  He actually had to go to hospital because he laughed so hard...
  NOT ONCE!!!

Has this test helped you so far?

  Totally!
  Nuh uh!
  A lot! thx!
  Not really
  I just found this test at random.

Final question: Do you like him?

  WITH ALL MY HEART!
  A little.
  Maybe...
  Not really
  Ewwwwwww!