NerdTests.com Quiz: The Zombie Test

This test will show you whether you would have the knowledge and know-how to survive against a zombie outbreak, or whether you're ignorance and stupidity will get you, and everyone else, killed. Oh, and other facts that could be useful too.

You just heard that zombies have taken over a city a mere 25 miles from your home. They could be on the way this very instant. What would you do?

Shut off the television and ignore it. After all, zombies???
Hide in your closet with impromptu, warning no one else.
Gather long-lasting supplies, defensive weapons, warn others, pack lightweight, and go.
Gather many supplies from your local stores including guns, food, bottled water, etc... and return home to help others and barricade windows/doors.
Grab your leather jacket, hop on your hog and go.

How would you go about killing a zombie?

Run, tackle, and punch.
Run away. Others will take care of it.
Jam a long, sharp object through it's eye socket.
Grab a gun or blunt object to either shoot or smash it's head.

When escaping from a suburban/urban area, what is the best vehicle to use?

Hummer H3
Unecessarily loud K-Car
Fast and thin motorcycle
Shoes. I know how to run.

What is the disease that causes "zombification?"

Saliva
Saline
Selenium
Solanum
Who cares? I just wanna kill 'em!

If traveling in a group, how many people are suitable for the journey?

0. Just lookin' out for number 1
2-3
4-6
7-9
10-17
All of 'em. I like helping everyone!

What is the best type of close-range weapon?

Shotgun
9mm Uzi
Sniper Rifle
.45 Glock
357 Magnum

What is the best side-arm?

9mm Uzi
.45 Glock
.38 Snub-Nose

What is the best long-range weapon?

Sniper Rifle
Pistol
Shotgun
M19A1

What is the best overall weapon?

M1 Carbine
.45 Glock
Shotgun
M19A2
Flamethrower
Magnum

10)

What should you do if a comrade has gotten infected?

Who cares? Take 'em along.
While fighting zombies, shoot 'em.
Give your last regards and honorably end their life with a bullet to the head.
Kill them painfully.

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Answer the rest of these questions... Won't raise or lower your score

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Doooooooodle deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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Boo boo bee bop

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15)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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16)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Yes Mr. Guy
No Mr. Idiot

17)

Boooooople dee cloop

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Froggy

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No

19)

Celery

Yes
No

20)

Dunderdupledee

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