What kind of foods do you eat?

  Grass n' Stuff
  DONUTS OMNOMNOM
  Unicorn meat!
  I don't feel hunger >_>

Where is your preferred location to live?

  In a cheesy dollar store kids section
  In the coulds maayn IN DA CLOUDS
  Under your bed *Stalkerface*
  In a cheap apartment building

What is your AWESOME unicorn name

  Mr. Sparkle farts :D
  Whatever your name is
  AwesomeUnicornBestName
  Pie... Like yeah
  Pfft Names are for pegasi! i prefer to be called "Dude"
  None of the above, my awesome unicorn name is original and secret :3

It is christmas and your family is having a dinner and you see that a can of unicorn meat was opened... what do you do?!

  Lick it, it tastes like something i kno... oh never mind
  WHO DID THIS, BROTHER CAN YOU HEAR ME?!? IM SORRRRY!!
  Meh, guess i ain't eating tonight
  There is no such thing as unicorn meat because unicorns don't exist

What is one Quality of a certified unicorn?

  The horn, Duh
  Random awesomeness
  Nothing, because unicorns don't exist!! >:L
  Donuts... what question is this again?
  All of the above
  None of the above

What is the color of your mane?

  SPARKLIE SPARKLES WITH SPARKLES ON TOP
  Rainbows :D
  None... I was shaved D:
  White :I
  All of the above and more!

What is a unicorn?

  Your face.
  Everything i am
  Something you will never be.
  A horse with a magical horn on its head
  Again, Your face.
  A horse with wings...?
  All of the above

What is your favorite show?

  Omg MLP FTW /)#(
  Uni; Unicorn National Icons
  What is a show?
  Blah! TV! that is what regular 'Ponies' watch

[Last question] Do. You. Like. Pancakes.

  Yes i like pancakes.
  No, I prefer waffles
  PANCAEK NOMNOMNOM SKLFAKLsf
  Pancakes aren't good for a normal unicorn diet