1)
A farmer has 17 sheep. One day, all but 12 sheep suddenly died. How many sheep are left?
14
12
5
8
2)
There are 3 apples. You take away 2. How many apples do you have?
3
4
1
2
3)
A criminal had a punishment to go into one of these 3 rooms. The first room was filled with blazing fire. The 2nd room had lions that hadn't eaten for 3 years. The 3rd room had 15 assassins with loaded guns. Which room is the safest?
Fire room
Lion room
Assassin room
None. Just escape.
4)
5)
What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor has it, the rich needs it, and if you it you die. What is it?
A plant
A mystic plant from the underworld and heavens
Nothing
.... What?
NO I'M IN THE TOILET MEH.
6)
What is black when you get it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Plastic Sunburned Penguin Model that changes colors.
charcoal
something
I DUNNO!!!
7)
What always runs but never walks, often murmur but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
A plant
a cow
a cloud
a river
8)
What is black and and white, but doesn't have stripes?
A sunburned penguin
A sunburned zebra
A penguin
...Sheesh...
9)
What can be happy, but what can be sad? What can be tall, but can be short? What can be rough, but can be smooth? What can be stupid, but can be smart? What can be beautiful but can be ugly? What can be numerous, but can be in small amounts? What can be.....( You get it right? NOW ANSWER THE QUESTIONS/QUESTION.)
A cloud
A plant
boy, cat, teeth, poop, pugs, blob, toilet, book, dog, hippo, pokemon...
WHAT THE ****
10)
1,1,2,3,5,8,13,?
18
20
21
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW????!!!!!!
11)
A cow is facing north. It turns around, facing south. Which way is its tail pointing?
South
North
Down
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12)
Do you fart? (RANDOM HAHAHA)
.....
Yes
No
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