You, your spouse, and your daughter are at the beach. You all four are wearing swimsuits. You have to poop, your spouse has to pee, and your daughter has to do both. None of you can hold it in any longer, let alone make to the bathroom. What do you do?

  you go to the water to poop, your spouse pees in swimsuit, your daughter pees and poops in the sand
  you go to the water to poop, your spouse pees in the sand, your daughter pees and poops in her swimsuit.
  you poop in the sand, your spouse goes to the water to pee, your daughter pees and poops in her swimsuit
  you poop in the sand, your spouse pees in swimsuit, your daughter goes to the water to pee and poop
  you poop in your swimsuit, your spouse goes to the water to pee, your daughter pees and poops in the sand
  you poop in your swimsuit, your spouse pees in the sand, your daughter goes to the water to pee and poop

Your incontinent mother has just pooped herself, completely filling her diaper. You know that her peeing herself is imminent, but you also know that if she pees in her diaper it will leak. She does not know how to change her own diaper. What do you do?

  let her overflow her diaper before trying to change her
  change her diaper, knowing she will pee all over the wall

You are helping your mother to shower herself. She suddenly has to pee, and announces this fact. Knowing she will pee herself in ten seconds, what do you do?

  Interrupt the shower and help her to the toilet
  Let her pee in the shower knowing it will all wash down the drain
  Let her pee on the curtain/glass wall in the shower

You are helping your father to shower himself. He suddenly has to pee, and announces this fact. Knowing he will pee himself in ten seconds, what do you do?

  Interrupt the shower and take him to the toilet
  Let him pee in the shower, knowing that it will all go down the drain
  Let him pee in the shower, and let him aim his peepee all over the shower

You and your son are at the store. You both have to pee, and can't hold it any longer. The bathrooms are clear on the other side of the store. What do you do?

  You both pee yourselves
  You both pee on the floor
  Your son pees on the floor while you pee yourself
  Your son pees himself while you pee on the floor

You and your daughter are hiking in the woods. You both have to poop, and niether of you can hold it in any longer. There are no bathrooms in sight. What do you do?

  You both poop yourselves
  You both poop on the trail
  Your daughter poops on the trail while you poop yourself
  Your daughter poops herself while you poop on the trail.

A man and his wife are swimming at the pool. The man has to pee, the woman has to poop, and neither can hold it in any longer. Neither can get their swimsuits off. What do they do?

  The man pees in the pool. The woman poops in the pool.
  The man pees beside the pool. The woman poops beside the pool.
  The man pees in the pool. The woman poops beside the pool.
  The man pees beside the pool. The woman poops in the pool.

Your daughter has to pee and poop, and can't hold it in any longer. There are no bathrooms nearby. What do you tell your daughter to do?

  Pee and poop herself
  Pee and poop on the ground
  Pee herself, then poop on the ground
  Poop herself, then pee on the ground

Your son has to pee and poop, and can't hold it in any longer. There are no bathrooms nearby. What do you tell your son to do?

  Pee and poop himself
  Take off his pants and pee and poop on the ground
  Pee himself, then take off his pants and poop on the ground
  Poop himself, then whip out his peepee and pee on the ground

Your husband/wife has to pee and poop, and can't hold it any longer. There are no bathrooms in sight. What do you tell him/her to do?

  Pee and poop in underwear
  Undress, then pee and poop on ground
  Pee in underwear, then undress and poop on ground
  Poop in underwear, then undress and pee on ground

You have to pee and poop, and can't hold it in any longer. There are no bathrooms nearby. What do you do?

  Pee and poop yourself
  Pee and poop on the ground
  Pee yourself, then poop on the ground
  Poop yourself, then pee on the groud

What would you rather do?

  Pee yourself
  Pee on the ground
  Pee in a diaper
  Pee in a container of some sort
  Poop yourself
  Poop on the floor
  Poop in a diaper
  Poop in a container of some sort

Which do you find more appealling? Peeing yourself or pooping yourself

  Peeing
  Pooping
  Both are bad
  Both are good

You have a medical condition that forces you to pee uncontrollably. If you had the choice to pee on anyone, who would it be?

  parents
  spouse
  friends
  enemies
  boyfriend/girlfriend
  son(s)/daughter(s)
  yourself

You have a medical condition that forces you to poop uncontrollably. If you had the choice to poop on anyone, who would it be?

  parents
  spouse
  friends
  enemies
  boyfriend/girlfriend
  son(s)/daughter(s)
  yourself