1) Do you hate the world?

Yes
No
Who cares.
I live in a fictional world.

2) How old are you?

11
13
15
More then that

3) How do you feel about school?

Sucks.
I wish we had more school holidays!
Its okay i guess... nothing less or more..
NOODLES

4) Do you dress well for any regardless of the occasion?

Yes
No
I hate wearing clothes.
NAKED LAD/GAL!

5) 6 guys walking down the street. You shoot 1. Only 1 survives.

Huh?
Peanut butter goes well with onions.
it was an accident!
Gosh i dont like killing people.

6) Josh groban, colbie cailat, beethoven.

Emoist...
Omg i love them...
I feel happy today.
I haf no friends :(

7) Do you like animals.

Yes
No
Depends on the animal
Depends on my mood.

8) Do you enjoy sitting in dark alley's.

Is there a light there??
No
It depends on how dark.
Expecially at 12 midnight

9) Do you think Singapore's ban on weapons is fair?

Yes very!!
I like black stuff uhuhuh....
No. I think it makes me safe.
I am not taking this test from Singapore.
All of the above.

10) An onion rolls along in front of u. What do you do ?

RUN ITS ONION LAD!
I dont know....
Cry like a baby.
Eat it Yum yum.

11) Are you a vegetarian?

Yes
No
I am a herbivour
I dont know...

12) Do you enjoy singing?

Yes
No
I am in choir.
Karaoke Shiok sia!

13) Do you live near to anyplace which is potentially dangerous.

Yes
No
Hehehe... Come my house to find out.
Who cares about the enviroment.

14) Do u haf dreams of dying?

Yes. Constantly
No
I dont want to say.
Depends.. Death is subjective.

15) Do you like peanuts?

Yes
No
They are oily
What are peanuts?

16) Do you like to go to jail visits?

Yes hehehehe
I haf my own chair there.
What is a jail...?
No its so scary!!

17) Do you have a calendar where u cross out days passed?

Yes. 2
No
I dont own a pencil/pen
i circle the days to come.

18) You run into the forest and see a lion what do you do?

Run away as fast as possible
Stay still ! It cant see u.
Hide in the bushes.
Which forest?

19) Nearing the end. Did u enjoy this test.

It brought misery into my soul.
I feel happy after letting go of all my anguish.
I skipped it all.
All of the below.

20) End !!

FInally!
Sigh...
RIBENNA IS TASTY
Hi my name is Richard... Can i be your friend?