1) Do you think of food for no reason at random times?

Yes
No
Why would I?
Mmmm...Cake...

2) What did you eat last night?

Chips
Nothing
Minge
Mmmm...Cake....
The whole of a cow

3) Do you consider yourself fat?

yes
No
I am anorexic
Mmmmm...cake...

4) how many times a week do you exercise?

Never
once
who needs exercise?
all the time
I like cake!

5) How much do you weigh

under 3 stone
4-8 stone
9-13 stone
14-20 stone
over 21 stone

6) when did you last see your toes?

now
yesterday
last year
december 25th 1988
never

7) do you like cake

Yes
No
CAKE!!!!!!
hell no... well as long as i can puke it up

8) do you play dungeons and dragons?

Yes
No
Nerd Power!
No that game is for dorks

9) Do you eat vegetables?

Yes
No
Aaargghhh vegetables!!
Mmmm....Cake...

10) Chewy!!

Yes
No
What?
I agree