1) Do you pray to a God that you never seen?

Yes
No

2) Do you pray to a God that you have seen?

Yes
No

3) Do you pray at all?

Yes
No

4) Have you ever had a talk with God?

Yes
No

5) Have you ever thought that you were God?

Yes
No

6) Have you ever thought about having sexual intercourse with yourself?

Yes
No

7) How often do you play with yourself?

once a day
twice a day
five times a day
rarely

8) have you ever got cought playing with yourself?

Yes
No

9) when you think about sex, do you feel hot?

Yes
No

10) have you ever thought about killing anything/anyone?(people,animals,computer screen,t.v., etc...)

Yes
No

11) Have you ever had fantacies about conquering the world?

Yes
No

12) do you wish you ruled the world?

Yes
No

13) If the world had a hole small enough to have sex with, would you have sex with it?

Yes
No

14) Do you believe in aliens? (I'm not talking about mexican immigrants)

Yes
No

15) Do you believe in demons?

Yes
No

16) Do you believe in angels?

Yes
No

17) Do you believe in a higher being?

Yes
No

18) Do you think your normal?

Yes
No

19) what pisses you off?

people
the mentally retarded
when people tell you "no"
when God doesn't respond to you

20) what makes you happy?

killing people
getting high (all drugs included)
money
pissing other people off

21) what scares you?

God
demons
child molesting priests
death

22) what makes you laugh?

other peoples misfortunes
michael Jackson
Jesus
watching people get hurt

23) Have you ever seen things that are not normal? (while sober)

Yes
No

24) Do you like psychodelic mushrooms?

Yes
No

25) Have you ever stole things to sell them and get high?

Yes
No

26) Have you ever stole something and realized it was already yours?

Yes
No

27) Have you ever got lost driving around your own city?

Yes
No

28) which would you rather have?

ten dollars
a girlfriend

29) what would you rather do?

get high
look for money to get high
crush up tylenol pills to sniff because you have no money
lace the weed with insect repellent

30) would you sell your soul for drugs?

Yes
No

31) where do you live?

Neverland
Sesame St.
in the real world
dreamworld

32) what are you?

human
an alien (not a mexican immigrant)
witch
warlock

33) who are you?

Peterpan
a person
bionicle man
master shake (aqua team hunger)

34) who would you rather be?

Stewie (family guy)
a penguin
tinkerbell in lala land
Elmo on sesame st.

35) are you tired of talking?

Yes
No

36) Do you believe that getting high is God's gift?

Yes
No

37) have you ever wondered why?

Yes
No

38) have you ever thought about suicide because you were sober?

Yes
No

39) have you ever thought about suicide because you had no money?

Yes
No

40) do you like to smoke crack?

Yes
No