1) Do you measure your privates

Yes
No

2) If you measure your privates would you show the measurements to people on the straet

Yes
No
I don't measure my privates

3) Are you a mutated freak of nature with 18 armpits and a old guy sticking out of your groin

yes
no

4) Are you a no good hippie/beet nick who will one day become a pervert and spy in lady's showers like jiraiyai from Naruto

Yes
No

5) At this moment how many people want to assainate you

0
1
2-4
5
6-10
11-infinity