1) Is Doctor Who Brilliant, awesome and just too darn cool?

Hell Yes!!!
Noooooooo make it stop
meh

2) When did the fist episode of Doctor Who go to air?

During the murky pre-history of time (40 + years ago)
November 23 1963
25 August 1989
Im too young to remember that

3) What was the name of this episode?

Dalek
An Unearthly Child
Time Flight
The Doctor

4) Who was the villain in this eppisode?

A cave man
A Dalek
A killer robot
Darth Vader

5) The Doctor travels through time and space in a:

TARDIS
Phone Box
UFO
Chula Warship

6) This thing that travels through time and space is it bigger on the inside?

No, thats impossible
Sure and im passthebutter the flying elf
Yes its "Dimentionaly Trancendental"

7) You are trapped in a medieval dungeon by your arch nemesis, the door is bolted shut what do you do?

Moan Helplessly, its a living
Reach for your sonic screwdriver open the lock and make a daring/cunning escape
Try headbutting the door, it worked for mega man didn't it

8) The Doctor is a member of which Race?

The time lords
Humanity
The Daleks
The Tau Empire

9) Which one of the following is not a Doctor Who villain?

The Daleks
The Cyber men
The Slitheen
XR2211

10) What is a Dalek?

A Vicious little tin can that yells a lot and blows stuff up
A Dessert
A robot
A mutant kaled in a re-enforced life support/transport device

11) What is the fourth episode of the 2005 series of Doctor Who called?

Something about Daleks
Aliens of London
The Empty Child
Bad Wolf

12) Which Doctor Who villian has a weakness to gold

The Cyber men
The Slitheen
The Daleks
The Ice Warriors

13) Why?

They Hate Bling
It chokes their delicate life support systems
It's shiny, too shiny
It causes a chemical reaction on contact with their skin causeing them to corrode

14) Up to and including 2006 how many doctors have there been

2
5
10
too many

15) Does the doctor have children?

No
Yes, he's a grandfater isn't he?
No, but surely hes not a several century old vergin
Why are you asking me this?

16) Has the Doctor ever had a dog?

No, he's allergic to them
Yes, it was called Lassie
Kind of
Yep it was called K9

17) If he did have a dog what kind would it be?

A German sheppard
A robot
A poodle
An Akian War Hound

18) Can you kill a Dalek with an AK47?

No, they have a force field
Only if you shoot the eye
Depends, is it loaded?
I don't believe in gun voilence

19) These Dalek things what is their favorite word/phrase

Exterminate
obliterate
Daleks Rock
Pass the salsa

20) Recent Series of Doctor Who have taken a liking to re-occuring messages, in the 2005 Series which phrase followed the doctor "throughout time and space"

Daleks Rule
Bad Wolf
Beware the oncomming storm
The Doctor Was here

21) Was there a Doctor Who Movie

Yes
No
Yes and there should be more
Yes, I've been in therapy ever since

22) What Great war apparently Destroyed both the doctors race and the Daleks

The Time War
The Horus Heracy
The War of the Stars
The Conflict of the Shadows

23) What/who is your favorite Doctor who Villain?

The Daleks
The Cyber men
The Master
King Kong

24) Can you make Daleks out of Spam?

If by spam you mean processed human flesh than yes
mmmmmmmm Spam
Help get me away from these crazy people

25) Your life is just saved by a strange(in a good way) man who refuses to be called anything but 'The Doctor'from certain alien induced death, he asks you if you would like to travel with him in his time machine. You:

Say yes immediately stuff like this doesn't happen every day
Respectfully decline his offer
Get him the help he needs
Run from the Nutter

26) Assuming you said yes above what do you do when he points out his time machine is an old blue phone box?

Still go
Now run from the loon
I said No, Darn it

27) Should there be more episodes of Doctor Who?

No, they make my eyes bleed
Definitely yes
I can't live without Doctor Who
Please, I beg you make them stop
meh