1) Which movie title best describes you?

Saturday Night Fever
Bruce Almighty
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Napoleon Dynamite

2) Do you like to craft play weapons e.g., carve play swords out of wood, use wash buckets as helmets, use garbage lids as shields.

That's one of my favorite hobbies!
I do often.
Every once in a while.
Very rarely.
Oh God no.

3) Do you play Internet computer games e.g. go on cartoonnetwork.com and play Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy games?

All the time!
Sometimes.
Very little.
NO.

4) How long are you on the computer a day (not including work)?

6+ hours
4-5 hours
2-3 hours
0-1 hours
Never

5) Which activity sounds most fun?

Google-searching Albert Einstein
RUNESCAPE WOOT WOOT
Skydiving
Climbing rooftops
Paintball

6) Translate to English: 1337

One-thousand, three-hundred, thirty-seven
Thirteen thirty-seven
Random numbers
Leet

7) What are you doing at 11 p.m. on a weekend?

I'm at the club.
Hanging out with friends.
Watching T.V.
Sleeping.
Online chat rooms.
Playing MMORPG's

8) What are you doing at 12 p.m. on a weekday?

Sleeping
Reading
Watching T.V.
Playing video games
Playing MMORPG's

9) Which of the following jobs fits you the most?

Doctor
Engineer
Psychiatrist
Policeman
Rock Musician

10) Do you like school?

Yes
No

11) How many friends do you have?

0
1-2
3-4
5-6
7-8
More than 8

12) What do you and your friends usually talk about?

Science
Video games
Sports
Other

13) What does NASA stand for?

Network of Aerodynamics and Space Association
National American Space Academy
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
National Association of Space Adventure
Noob Arsenal Smelly Applesauce

14) How did you come up with your answer to the question above?

I just knew it.
I took a random guess.
I looked at the NASA poster in my bedroom.
I googled it.

15) What is your main use of the internet?

Playing internet games
Research projects
Finding out the new hot topic on scienceweekly.net
I don't use it often
Playing MMORPGs

16) How did you find this quiz?

From another quiz.
A friend told me.
I googled it.
My daily internet surfing.

17) Who invented radium?

Albert Einstein
Marie Curie
Isaac Newton
Abraham Lincoln

18) How did you come up with your answer?

I knew it.
I took a random guess.
I googled the topic.

19) Are you ever called impertinent?

Yes
No

20) How would you react if someone called you impertinent?

I'd feel complimented.
I'd feel disappointed.
I'd beat that person up.
I'd pick my nose.
I'd feel insulted.

21) What does impertinent mean?

Important
Stupid
Smart
Polite
Rude

22) How did you know?

I knew it.
I took a random guess.
I looked it up in the dictionary.
My friend told me

23) If someone told you that Chuck Norris can divide by zero, what would you say?

That'sh mathematically unnatainable.
Wow, you're stupid.
He also lost his virginity before his dad!

24) How many elements of the periodic table can you name?

Less than 6
6-14
15-25
26-38
39-50
More than 50

25) How many of the presidents can you name?

Less than 5
5-10
11-15
16-20
21-25
More than 25

26) Do you prefer the opposite gender or MMORPGs?

The opposite gender
MMORPGs

27) How popular are you?

The most popular kid in school.
Very popular.
I have a cluster of friends I hang out with.
I have a couple friends.
I have my internet buddies.

28) Do you play Runescape?

Yes
No

29) What level are you?

3-15
16-30
30-47
48-64
Higher than 64
I don't play Runescape.

30) How many zits do you have?

None: I'm clean.
Less than 4
5-10
1-15
16-20
More than 20

31) Which of these people inspire you the most?

Jim Carrey
Eddie Van Halen
Albert Einstein
Snoop Dogg (because he makes me feel cool)
Marie Curie
Ryan Seacrest

32) Are you strong?

I'm a hunk!
I'm a hunksickle!
I'm pretty strong.
Average.
I can see my ribcage! :D

33) Which of these best describe you? :D >:O <:( XP O.o

:D
>:O
<:(
XP
O.o
What are these?