1) Do you know the Llama song?

Know it? I sung it at school today!
Yeah its cool.
No, or yes and its crappy.

2) Tell me what you think of Board Pens / Sharpies.

Yay! I like to draw on things with them like my face.
Mmmm they smell good...
Well, you draw on a whiteboard with them. Duh.

3) Would you like... a cookie?

OMG! Thanky so much *eats cookie*
Ooh I like cookies, yes thankyouplease!
I dont see any cookie. Its imaginary!

4) Where are my feet?

I havent seen them! Would you like to borrow mine?
You lost them? Go to the body shop and buy more.
On the ends of your legs, Im guessing.

5) Daa nana naa, da na, da na..

Mieow!
Cant touch this!
Daa nana naa?

6) I have a bumbley bee called Bubba.

AAAAaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhHHHH!!!!! No! Scary!
... *pokes* does it like asparagus?
Thats nice to know.

7) I have odd socks on.

Me too!
I have odd ears.
Thats not even a fricking question!

8) OMG I have cow slippers, arent cows, like, TEH COOLEST THING?!?

Moo!
Possibarily...
Teh? You mean the, right? Or are you stupid?

9) Do you like techno?

I have NoodleSticks to protect me from Techno, so NAH!
Nope. Except maybe Electric Six... "What started the fire? Electric demons in love!"
Yeah.

10) Do you talk to yourself in public?

Do I? Yeah, remember in Tesco? Oh yeah. Yeah I do.
No, only when noone can hear!
Of course not!