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The Vampire Test

Find out if you could be a new member of the living undead.
Hate the sun?
Cant sleep?
Fear running water?
Find out if you are a vampire master or afraid of the dark.
There is a graphic for complete losers.


1) To start of what do you think of vampires.

I am a vampire!
They're simply Amazing
cool
a bit corny but I dont mind them
I hate the things
I hunt vampires for fun

2) Are you afraid of the dark?

Yes
No
Darkness rules
I'm fine as long as i have my pocket torch
Only pitch blackness
I can see anything in the dark

3) How much do you burn in the sun

I Nap in the sahara dessert
I burn at an average rate
I melt in mid morning
I stay red for a few weeks
I dont burn much
I burn quite alot

4) If you get a cut what do you do

I'd suck the blood until I get to a tap then put a plaster on.
Nothing beats Other peoples blood but if i'm really thirsty I'll drink my own.
Run to a tap
Suck my own blood and then let my super regeneration skills take place.
Cry and ask mommy for a plaster
Pass out from blood loss

5) Who would you most like to meet

Dracula
That guy who did the bunny dance
Those goths from euro vision
Van helsing
M jackson
I have no idols

6) Whats your favorite food

Onion bread
Pizza
Really Really REALLY bloody steak
Live rabbit
Live human
Cockroach

7) If you could become a vampire would you

Yes
no
How many times .. I am a vampire
How many times.. I hunt the things
Thats a dumb question
Only if i could turn into a bat

8) What out of the following is your favorite animal

Spiders
Cats
Kittens
Bloodhounds
Wolfs
Bats

9) What out of the previous 6 creatures Is the animal you hate the most?

spiders
cats
kittens
bloodhounds
wolfs
bats

10) Which film would you watch

Van helsing if i had to
A modern Dracula if i had to
Van helsing even if there were other films to chose
A modern Dracula even if there were other films to chose

11) Do you like this test

Yes
No
It's good but iv'e seen better
better than most
good
Dractacula

12) What trait describes you

Happy
Sad
angry
vengful
Always thirsty
Constantly killing vampires erly

13) Where would you most like to be

The river ganges
Church
A sunny beach
A slaughter house
A Creepy Crawlie zoo
A human slaughter house

14) What do you want to be most

Im happy human
Frankensteins monster
A zombie
A Cattery owner
A Kennel owner

15) There are 3 things here vampires are afraid of name one.

Me
Headphones
Holiday televison
The sea
The sun
Cats

16) If you had a contagious vampire change disease what would you do

shoot myself and hope no one will become a vampire from my body.
Burn myself
Live secluded and drink from animals
Live in the middle of nowhere occasionally visiting villages for a little drink
Live in hiding drinking human blood
Abuse my super human powers and create a leigion of vampires. Then take over the world and practise my crazy madman laugh.

17) Jesus Allah Devil Myself?

Jesus
Allah
Devil
Myself
Not telling you
unlikely

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Test by: Matt dunn of swavesy [ edit ]

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