1) How long have you been a star wars fan?

Close to eternity.
Whats that?
One year
Two years
Three years
Four years

2) Have you ever read any of the Star Wars books?

Yes, all of them!
No
A few
Why!? Do you think I'm a nerd or something?

3) Have you played any of the Star Wars computer/board games?

Yes, I have the all placed in a large glass case.
There are games!?
I am definitly not that nerdy
A few

4) What is the beings that make up part of the symbiotic relationship between everything and the force?

I have not watched any of those blasphemous new star wars movies, so I would not know.
Mediocres
Mediclorians
What?!

5) Have you collected any of the action figures?

Yes
No
Yes, even from the original series.
There are action figures?

6) Have you seen all of the star wars movies?

Yes
No
I would not pollute my brain in such a manner!
Only the originals

7) Do you own any star wars memorabilia?

Yes, but only the happy meal action figures.
I collect everyhting star wars!
Never
Only if it looks cool.

8) Do you dress up for any star wars events/costume parties/Halloween?

Yes, a few times
Never
Yes, but I looked like an idiot.
Yes, and I looked like the real thing.

9) You are confronted by an angry mob of star wars haters, what do you do?

Deny any and all involvement in Sar Wars
Use your force powers to calm the crowd
Whip out a lightsaber and fight for the cause!
Pray for God to save your poor little broken body.

10) What do you think your score is.

The highest rank their is, duh.
Star Wars hater
ok
I am going to take over this test using my wicked awesome force powers