1) Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side! Yeah!
Because it was dumb. *walks away*
... Whee.
To see how long it can stay on the road without getting run over by a car.
To eat grass.

2) Jimmy.

JIMMY NEUTRON! GO JIMMY NEUTRON!
Jimmy who?
Jessica.
... Hi.
Let's eat bread.

3) Which, to you, is the randomest statement?

I'm made of chocolate!
LOSER AU-RA! BANG!
... Hi.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee~
Chicken crosses the road,
Eating cushions.

4) Television.

Vision
Mission
Whee.
Chicken.
Soup.
I'm happy.

5) Diamond!

Jewellery
Brooch <3
Earrings
Steel
Soup Spoon
Cushions

6) Do you think you are random?

Hell yah!
I don't think so...
Maybe.
Fireworks!!!

7) Blah

Blah
Blah
Blah

8) Whee

Whee
Not whee
hi

9) blaj

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Whee
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10) WHHAAAA

baby
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH~
shame on u