1) Which food do you eat every night?

Lentils
Tofu
Salad
Chicken Salad
Meat
Nothing

2) Where do you go to the toilet?

In my private bathroom of course
Public toilets
Someone else's bathroom
A bucket
In the cabbage patch

3) Which of these phrases do you say the most?

You got a light?
Got any change?
Peace
Death to Thatcher!
Dave isn't here, Man...

4) Which of these celebrities is your favourite?

Jimi Hendrix
Elvis
Jackie Chan
Miley Cyrus
I have no need for celebrities, they work for the man...

5) What do you usually smell of?

Weed
Pig poop
Soil
Fruit
Mass produced, artificial scents

6) What type of dancing do you prefer?

Free love
Splash dancing
Moshing
Ballroom dancing
Breakdancing

7) Which of these slogans would you have on a T-Shirt?

I Love McDonalds
I come with my own background music
Get on T'internet!
Meat is murder
Make weed not war

8) How would you feel if they tore down all of the rainforests?

It seems like a time to kill...
I'm going to cry for the rest of my life!
I'll try to replant them
They're just forests, and they got in the way
Am I bothered?

9) If you could be any animal from this list, what would you be?

A Hamburger
A Spayed Dog
A Penguin
A Lion
A Bee
A Hippie

10) What will you do with your funky graphic?

Put it in the compost bin
Give it to goodwill
Feed it to the dogs
Leave it
Rip it up