1) How old are you?

0-15
15-25
25-40
40-65
I'm old, man.

2) What gender are you?

Male
Female
Alien

3) Do you like math?

Man, it's my favourite subject! I LOVE MATH!!!!!
Yes
No
I HATE math!

4) Do you study math in your free time?

Yes
Sometimes
Never

5) What is the highest level math course you've taken?

None, I've never taken math.
Elementry school arithmatic
High School Algebra/Geometry
Pre-Calculus/Calculus
I'm WAY beyond those!

6) Now. What score do you expect to get?

Low
I'm average
High
I'll score higher than anyone else!

7) I will ask you to "show your skills". Don't use a calculator for the next section? Okay?

Yes
No

8) What is the sum of two hundred five and four thousand sixty?

3855
4265
611

9) How did you get the answer?

In my head
Pencil and paper
Calculator

10) 230*681=

156630
911
142140

11) Order of operations question:
(2 + 4) * 8 - 2 / 2 ^ 2

9
8
47.5
529

12) (2+3)(6 / (216 - 6 ^ 3) + 1)

5
0
-200.34454...
I can't answer this question.

13) You may now use a calculator.
This section is harder.

It better be, the last one was way too easy.
The last section was easy.
Not too hard, please?
I'm already lost

14) 3x - 8 = 11
what is x?

11
11 and 1/3
6 and 1/3
1

15) 8x - 2 = 3x + 1/2
x =

1/2
.5
one half
These are too easy
I don't know
1/16

16) The operator # will be defined as the greatest even number not greater than a given number. For all real numbers a, a# = the greatest even number <= a. (-2, -4, etc. count as even numbers)
What is (2 + 4.6)# + 1.5# - (-.01)#

This is still too easy.
4
6
8

17) a % b is defined as the remainder of a divided by b.
The operator # has precedence over the operator %.
If 10 % x# = 2, which of the following is a possible value for x?

3.8
2
9.95
6.2
What?!?

18) The next section is geometry.
Which of the following is true in a right triangle ABC where angle ACB is 90 degrees.

AC = BC
AB ^ 2 + BC ^ 2 = AC ^ 2
BC = (AB ^ 2 + AC ^ 2) ^ .5
AC ^ 2 + BC ^ 2 = AB ^ 2
DRAW ITOUT!

19) What is the volume of a rectangular prism 20m x 5m x 1cm?

100m2
1m3
100m3
100cm3
26m

20) What is the distance from (-4, 3, 12) to the origin?

3
5
12
13
11

21) Section 4:
What is the sum of integers from 1 to 82?

83
3321
3362
821
3403
6806

22) log((x^9)/(yz)) =
which of these?

(log x + log 9) / yz
9log x + log y + log z
exp x + 9ln(yz)
x ^ (1/9) + yz
9log x - log y - log z
log(xyz) + 9

23) Which is the cosine of 80 (radians) ?

1.55830...
0.17365
90
-0.11038...
0.24241...
0.98480...

24) Did you use a calculator?

Yes
No

25) Really? Did you?

Of course I used one.
I did it mentally.
I just knew it.
I guessed.

26) Section 5:
Differentiate y=4x

4
x
4/x
x^4
4ln x
What??????

27) y = x ^ 99
y' =

99
x
(99x) ^ 99
98(x ^ 99)
99 (x ^ 98)
1/99 (x ^ 100)

28) Integrate y=exp x

x ^ 2
x
ln x
e ^ x
x ^ 1/2
exp(4x)

29) What is the area under the graph y=x^2 from x=0 to x=1?

1/3
1
2
4/3
0.5
1/4

30) What is the area under y = 1/x from x=4 to x=10

2.718281828...
inf.
ln 14
ln 6
ln 2.5
ln 40

31) What is the limit of (x^2 - 16)/(x - 4) as x approaches 4?

-4
0
8
12
2.71828...
undefined

32) 2 times 2

4
Why is this question all the way down here?
Am I done?
That was way too EASY!!!!!
That was too hard.

33) Will you share your score on the quiz?

Yes
No

34) Do you want harder questions?

Yes
No

35) Do you want to be nerdy

Yes
Of course
No way!