1) How old are you?

18-23
24-27
28-35
35-50
50+

2) What level of education do you have?

Seminary diploma or semicha
Diploma or Semicha + college degree
Semicha or Diploma, some college
College degree, no semicha or seminary
No college, no sem or semicha

3) How outgoing are you?

Half the world is my best friend
I have around many good friends that I hang out with
I have around 2-3 close friends
I have maybe 2-3 people that I phone occasionally
I have no friends

4) What is the health status of your family?

No disease in any relative on either side of the family for the past 5 generations
My grandmother might have had some diabetes, I'm not sure
I have an uncle who is mentally retarded and a brother who is learning disabled
I have some allergies that are controlled by medication
I'm under a doctor's care
None of the above

5) What kind of tablecloth do you use on Shabbos?

White damask only
Usually white, occasionally a festive floral
black or red cloth
White plastic or vinyl
Checkered vinyl
None of the above

6) What was your GPA in high school?

4.0
3.9
3.5-3.8
3.0-3.4
Below 3.0
What's a GPA?

7) What is the combined net worth of your parents and grandparents on both sides?

$5,000,000 +
$1 million - $5 million
$500K - $1 million
$100K-$500K
$10K-$500K
In the negatives

8) What career do you have or plan to have?

Kollel full-time, if female I will teach, do therapy or secretary
Mechanech, pulpit rabbi or outreach worker
Psychologist or social worker
Doctor, lawyer or other professional
Small business owner or entrepeneur
Kosher supervisor or shlepper

9) What is your family's yichus?

I am a direct descendant of the Baal Shem Tov or the Vilna Gaon
I'm an uhr-einikel of the Munchausener Rebbe
My grandfather has his own shteibel in Boro Park
My great-grandfather invented the flush toilet
My great-grandfather was the shamesh of the Munchausener Rebbe
No special yichus to speak of

10) Is there any history of mental illness in your family?

All my relatives on both sides of the family are all perfectly normal and fine and no one has ever detected any blemish in any of them.
I have a second cousin who's a bit strange but the rest of us are all perfectly normal B"H.
My parents are slightly cracked but I'm %100 fine, ask anyone you'd like.
I had some depression and I was treated but I'm OK now and not on any meds.
I'm on anti-depressants but I'm very functional
None of the above

11) Are you good looking?

I'm gorgeous, I'd be a model if I weren't so frum
People always turn heads when I walk past.
I have chein
I'm somewhat plain
I shatter mirrors

12) What's your normal attire? (If you're a guy)

White shirt, black pants, black jacket, black hat
Black hat, shirts occasionally blue or pastel
Business suits and ties, no hat
Jeans and T-shirts
I'm female, don't count this question.

13) What is your usual attire? (If you're a girl)

Only clothing approved by Rabbi Falk in Oz V'Hadar Levusha
Casual, Denim skirt and knit top, but with knees, collarbone and elbows covered
V-neck or open collar, sleeves above the elbow, bobby socks
Form-fitting or flashy clothing
minis and tank tops
I'm a guy, don't count this question.

14) Do you do Chesed?

I volunteer to feed sick people in hospitals and work with special needs children
I was in my high school's chesed club
I help my parents around the house
I once loaned a friend $50 and never got it back; that kinda turned me off from Chesed
I try to lend a hand whenever needed
None of the above

15) Do you use the internet?

Never, Chas V'shalom, my friend printed out this test for me and I'm filling it in by hand
Only for Torah-related matters
I use it t only to keep in touch with friends and family
I use it to find out the weather and what's going on in the world
I use it to find potential partners
None of the above

16) What type of Shabbos candlesticks does your mother use?

Elaborate sterling silver candelabra, one candle for each family member
Brass heirloom candlesticks inherited from my great-grandmother
Silver-plated, glass or chrome
Tea-lights
My mother doesn't light Shabbos candles
None of the above

17) What is the level of housekeeping in your parents' house?

Immaculate, stays clean from Shabbos to Shabbos
Cleaning lady 3X/week, gets somewhat messy in between
Sometimes messy but we all pitch in to clean up
The only time it's really clean is Erev Pesach, and then not always
Toxic waste dump
None of the above

18) What is your parents' marital status?

Happily married, first marriage for both
Happily married, second marriage for one or both
Miserably married
Happily (amicably) divorced
Bitter, acriimonious divorce with children as ping-pongs in the middle
Widowed

19) What's your dress size? (For a girl)

Size 0-2
Size 4-6
Size 8-10
Size 12-14
16+
I'm a guy, don't count this question

20) Guys, weight and height.

Above 5'11" and below 200lb
Between 5'6"-5'10, below 200lb
Between 5'4-5'9, below 200lb
Below 5'4
Above 200lb
Above 300lb