1) If a stranger waves at you, what do you do?

Invite him to your house.
Ignore him.
Run up and hug him.
Wave back.
Insult him.
Tell him to get his eyes checked.

2) If an ambulance is zooming down the road, you...

Stop it and say, Hi.
Put a bunch of needles faced up on the road.
Go in the middle of the road and block it.
Do nothing.
Get off the road.
Chase it, imitating it's noise.

3) If you fail a test, you...

trash it.
eat it.
show people/tell people.
tell everyone the teacher did it because she/he hates you.
deny it.
I never fail.

4) Do you think you're a Nerd?

Yes
No
No. (I'm in denial)
Nerd? I'm just smart!
No comment.
Why else would I be wrighting this test.

5) Do you like animals?

Yes.
No.
What are animals?
maybe.
I like 'em, but not a lot.
To personal.

6) Can you read?

Yes
No
No one is perfect!
I now feel bad!
I'm an A+ reader, (nerd)
Who can't read.

7) Do you have friends?

Yes
No
Ya,1.
A few.
I can buy a car with all my friends.
I'm popular.

8) Do you like bacon.

Yes
No
I'm a vegetarian.
We can't afford it.
What's bacon?
I like eggs.

9) Do you have a girlfriend/ boyfriend?

Yes
No
Yes (I'm too a shame of the truth.)
I'm looking!!!
No one likes me.
Ya, and he's/she's hot!

10) Are you a girl?

Yes
No
I love girls.
Girls are icky!
How do you know?
I'm not sure.

11) ____ ______ _____ _______ _____?

Yes
No
Hug!
where's the question?
I think I need to see the eye doctor.
huh?