1) How many times do you look in the mirror a day?

Once or twice
More than three times
Every chance I have
What's a mirror?

2) Have you ever cracked a mirror just by looking at it before?

Yes
No
I lost track at twenty
I still don't know what a mirror is!

3) Have you ever gone on a date before?

Yes
No
Who hasn't?
Does bubble wrap count?

4) Have you ever made out with a boy or girl before?

Yes
No
EW! GROSS!
I've done more than that!

5) Have you ever had a long-term relationship with someone?

Yes
No
More than you can count on two hands!
Does bubble wrap count?

6) Has anyone ever called you grotesque before?

Yes
No
Grotesque is my middle name!
What the heck does that mean?

7) Do you consider yourself ugly?

Yes
No
Depends what you mean by ugly.
ABSOLUTELY!

8) Are you overweight?

Yes
No
I've never been over 150 pounds.
I can't even fit on the toilet anymore!

9) I say ugly, you say...

Bubble Wrap!
Not me!
Apple Pie!
What did you say about me?

10) Are you underweight?

Yes
No
Does anorexic count?
I wish I was!

11) Have you ever gotten plastic surgery?

Yes
No
I'm recovering as we speak!
I'm afraid of plastic.

12) Have you ever gotten botox?

Yes
No
I'm injecting it while taking this test!
I'm afraid of needles too.

13) Do you have fat feet?

Yes
No
I can fit in my old kindergarten shoes.
Shaq's feet are smaller than mine!

14) Do you wear duct-taped glasses?

Yes
No
I'm putting some on right now!
I'm terrified of duct tape!

15) Why did you take this test?

I got bored.
A friend told me to try it.
Because I trust and believe in you.
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