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Sex - Lesbian Cowboy

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, Are you a real cowboy?

He replied, Well, Ive spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am.

She replied, Im a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women.

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, Are you a real cowboy?

He replied, I always thought I was, but I just found out Im a lesbian.

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