Redneck - Redneck Letter

Dear son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send the adress cause the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them so they would not have to change their adress.
It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.
The coat you wanted me to send you, Aunt Sue said that it was to heavy to send with the buttons, so I cut them off and put them in the pocket.
About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I havent found out if it is a boy or a girl so I can't tell you if you are a Aunt or a Uncle.
Three of your friends went off of a bridge in a pickup. One was driving ane the other two were in the back. The driver go out of the the wondow and swam to safty but the other two could not figure out how to get the tail gate down so they drowned.
Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened.If you don't get this letter let me know and I will send another.

Love,
Ma

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