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Redneck - Dating Tips

-When meeting her parents, make sure ahead of time at least one of them isn't yours
-Nothing says "Forever" like scraping her initials in you plaque
-When celebrating the first time you made love, it is not necessary to bring along the other seven guys who were also in the back of the van
-Never reveal where aliens probed you on the first date
-Who needs Hallmark cards when you can say you love her with urine on a roadhouse wall?
-Swap spit, not Skoal

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