Blonde - The Dangers Of Reading

I left for work this morning and left my blonde girlfriend at the breakfast table.
When I got home again she was still there, still sitting down wearing her pyjamas with a spoon of cereal half-way to her mouth.
I asked her what was wrong and she replied, "Shh, it says on the side of the O.J. carton 'Concentrate'"

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