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Bar - Penguin

a penguin walks into a bar and askes the barman
"do you have any fish"
the barman looks at him and answers
" no its a bar we only serve chrips and beer
the penguin walks out. the next day the penguin walks in
"do you have any fish"
the barman looks at him
"i told you yesterday we only serve chrips and beer"
the penguin walks out only to return the next day
"do you have any fish"
the barman now angry tells the fish
"look i told you the other day no we dont serve fish we only serve beer and chrips an if you ask again i will nail your flippers to the floor"
the penguin walks out again, next day the penguin returns
"do u have any nails?"
the barman looks at the penguin and replies
"no"
the penguin looks hopeful
"ok then... do you have any fish???"

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